This week
đŽ We added PK XD to the watch list
Somebody's kid (hi, and thank you) pointed out we hadn't covered PK XD yet, and honestly, fair catch. It's got the same stuff we already warn about in Roblox â private rooms, voice chat invites from people you've never met â just with a different skin on it. Added a whole scenario about it to the Roblox Safety Lab quest. Go try it, see if you fall for Glitch's trick or not.
â Shieldy
Last week
đšī¸ The new game almost broke me (in a good way)
Okay, real talk: the first version of Shieldy's Message Sort dropped messages so fast even I couldn't read them in time, and I'm literally the one who's supposed to be good at this. Somebody said "I can't even read it" and they were completely right. Slowed it down, added three difficulty levels. Try Easy first. There's no shame in Easy. There's a little bit of shame in pretending you don't need it.
â Shieldy
Two weeks ago
đ§Š Glitch is, annoyingly, the best teacher we have
I'll admit this took me a while to accept: every quest is better when Glitch is the one trying the trick on you, instead of some vague "a stranger online" narrator. It's more honest. Real tricks have a personality â they're charming, they're patient, they know exactly what to say. Glitch gets to be all of that here, safely, so you get to practice noticing it before it's not a game anymore.
â Shieldy
A month ago
đĄī¸ Why I don't have a face you'd recognize
Somebody asked once if I was based on a real kid. I'm not, and I'm never going to be â not even a little bit, not even for a good reason. The whole point of this place is protecting real kids' faces and information, so it would be a little strange for me, of all characters, to start with someone's actual photo. I'd rather stay a gold knight nobody can put a real name to. Shield up.
â Shieldy